February 2012
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Best movie quote ever:
“Back off man! I’m a scientist!”
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest...
January 2012
13 posts
Just received this text:
“Pablo you have been selected to receive a FREE $50 Target Gift voucher Call 1-877-552-3584 to redeem. TXT STOP TO STOP”
Who the fuck is pablo?! Clearly my name is Ryan.
Dad, you can’t date a woman that has less hair than you and wears 3 pounds of makeup. I won’t allow it…
Can’t wait for tomorrow. Going up to prescott. Should be a good time.
I think I’m gonna take a road trip this weekend. I need to get out of town.
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My fucked up dreams...
I had one of the most fucked up dreams ever last night. In my dream I was traveling with about 7 other people all people I never met before and we had to go through each of these rooms and complete a certain task. We get to this last room and the guy hosting this thing tells us that this room is last man standing and shows us that there are weapons all over the room. I go and pick up a chainsaw...
Best compliment you can ever give a man:
Your beard looks fantastic.
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“The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
This describes me perfectly. Thank you Poe
My new years...
Ohhh myyyy godddd! Tonight was fucking ridiculous!! I went out on the dance floor and ended up getting my shirt ripped off by 3 gorgeous women while the band was playing billy idol so I proceeded to dance and sing my ass off while these three girls tossed my shirt around and then the song ends and I find out that the main girl I’m dancing with is married. Such bullshit. Then the woman my dad...
December 2011
13 posts
I’m fucking tired of peoples dumbassery and this justin beiber wanna be little arrogant asshole fuck that always wants to try a sample of the chicken salad that he tries every fucking time he comes in here and acts like he’s better than me. Fucking little shit. I hate this place more and more every day. Fuck!
Today
Making a Scottish Strong Ale. Today will be a good day.
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At work.
Customer to me: “I gotta say, that’s quite a nice beard you’re wearing.”
“A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ, but a sickness nonetheless. Highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don’t look for it in the twilight zone, look for it in the mirror.”
http://www.marcandangel.com/2011/12/11/30-things-to... →
I gotta say, I do miss having someone to sleep next to on these cold rainy nights.
Is it bad that I wasn’t feeling well so I went and got a beer and now my stomach feels better?
Listening to my itunes on shuffle...
Man, I have some terrible music on here.
How did I use to listen to this?
Eh… It’s still nostalgic to go back and listen to this crap from time to time
And this time of year always makes me the most nostalgic.
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“Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone”
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“1,2,3 go
I’ve got an ego
It won’t let me go
What am I gonna do
A, B, C, D paranoias killing me
I’m dying on my aching feet
What a way to go
Roll up roll up
People always stroll up
Say why don’t you grow up
No thank you
Big cats small cats
Some cats are fat cats
Those cats are bad cats
What we gonna do”
Finally getting a vehicle
Finishing up the paperwork then I shall be mine. 2006 Saturn Vue, 35,000 miles, only downside is the color which is bright ass red. So glad to have a vehicle again.
November 2011
21 posts
I'm sure most of you don't want to hear this but I...
So if you have to shit and you go Into a public restroom and see that there’s some one in the only stall you don’t just wait outside that stall until the other person comes out do you? Cause that just happened to me. I was pissed. I was only able to squeeze one log out with the knowledge that there was someone standing right there. This is why I hate public restrooms
amandaclose asked: IMISSYOU!
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It really sucks that the only time that I enjoy hanging out and talking to my dad is after he’s been drinking. I wish he were always this cool, Otherwise he’s just always an ass…
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“I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
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I am in a paradox of understanding.